Andrew Weitzel Doesn't Exist.org

All I know is that this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds while he just STANDS there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with LIGHT coming out of his mouth!" - Jack Burton

What is this?

It's the internet!

Places of interest:

None; the internet is boring.

Local Sites

That Did Not End Well: My new "album"! How do you feel about accordions? How do you feel about the iCarly theme song? How do you feel about a combination of the two?
Lock Monsters: Site I run for my hockey team.

Friends

I ditched them in hopes of attaining fame and fortune.

Find Me

Facebook: The book of faces.
Playstation Network handle: AndrewGurnMKII.
Twitter handle: andrewweitzel: Really only use to follow Andy Levy.
Macjams handle: thereverendag: When I have a need for feed(back).